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- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
- People get raped no matter what they look like, you fucking idiot.
The most ridiculous part of this is that apart from the zoo, there are no Alligators in Australia, only crocodiles. Haha
(Source: did-yuo-kno, via bellsproutt)
thuglifethursdays asked: you should try doing a politics degree like me...hardon 24/7
HAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous asked: Can we change Monday to Punday? Gives us an excuse to enjoy puns, and to wish for you to participate in Pantsless Punday!
I’m not showing off my map of Tasmania!
thuglifethursdays asked: what on earth are you studying that makes you think that :|
Anything, it’s fucked up dude.
Like I’ll be reading about politics and I’ll just think “I wish there was a guy sucking on my fingers right now.”
:/
